The King of Mississippi.

So dead around here.

Pun always intended.

Hmm… To rest or not to rest.

That is the question.

I forgot how delicious Scandinavian men are.

delightfullydead:

russelledgington:

Hmmm… I must agree.

Especially virgins. :3

Mmmm… Oh yes…

I forgot how delicious Scandinavian men are.

Hmmm… I must agree.

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I’M LEAVING TO FIND MY BONDAGE TAPE AND THEN PLAY HIDE AND SEEK WITH MY HUSBAND.

delightfullydead:

russelledgington:

If you can catch me…

You underestimate me.

Mmm just try, youngin’. Just try.

I’M LEAVING TO FIND MY BONDAGE TAPE AND THEN PLAY HIDE AND SEEK WITH MY HUSBAND.

If you can catch me…

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alcide-herveaux:

russelledgington:

alcide-

Well don’t mind if I just bring a chainsaw over and hack it up to pieces. Or maybe an axe. An axe would feel much more satisfying.

Hey, hey. Just because my husband hates the damn thing doesn’t mean I do.

And once again, the Were is in another predicament involving vampires. xD

Oh be quiet.

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alcide-

alcide-herveaux:

alcide-herveaux:

russelledgington:

alcide-herveaux:

russelledgington:

Come…

Well don’t mind if I just bring a chainsaw over and hack it up to pieces. Or maybe an axe. An axe would feel much more satisfying.

Hey, hey. Just because my husband hates the damn thing doesn’t mean I do.

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alcide-herveaux:

russelledgington:

alcide-herveaux:

russelledgington replied to your post: I’m wonderful! How are you?

Sparkly…

Whud?

….Never mind.

AHAH. I got it now. Hades just reminded me. T_T

Yes…

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alcide-herveaux:

alcide-herveaux:

russelledgington:

alcide-herveaux:

russelledgington:

alcide-herveaux replied to your post:DANGIT RUSSELL YOU CAME BACK AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN COME BY.

Oh. Well then… proceed unmolested. Your husband is definitely important.

Come to my house tomorrow……

It did not kick my ass. I was just hesitant to use too much force. Y’know how Talbot’s like. What if I tore the freaking cabinet door off it’s hinges? My ears would be ringing from your husband’s shrieking.

Oh please. The liquor cabinet is hardly something he’d be upset about. I received it as a gift far before he was made. If anything, he’d be bouncing with joy. He finds it atrocious. 

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